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No Man's Aisle Land

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No Man's Aisle Land Full-Lengths

By: J. Patrick Moss
Cast: 11 F
Performance Time: Approximately 75 minutes, 66 pgs.

No Man's Aisle Land

FARCE. Lisa’s bossy future mother-in-law has canceled Lisa’s bachelorette party and arranged instead for a bridal dinner cruise in which she has invited the groom’s ex-girlfriend, his two teen sisters, and, of course, herself! Lisa and her bridesmaids try to make the best of this awkward dinner cruise from hell, but when their ship capsizes and the wedding party winds up on a deserted island with a hunger-crazed “cannibal,” they finally set all politeness aside! Easy to stage, this side-splitting farce will leave your audiences rolling in the aisles!

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Please remember it is necessary to purchase one script for each cast member and one royalty for each performance.

Scripts: $8.95 each
Royalty: $75.00/performance
Prompt Book: $16.00
Poster Package: $50.00 (50/pkg)
Distribution Rights: $75.00
Artwork Rights: $50.00
Play Pack: $246.00  (14 scripts for cast/crew, 1 royalty, 50 posters, 1 prompt book)

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J. Patrick Moss J. Patrick Moss is a diamond coach in the National Forensic League, the director of forensics at two high schools, and serves on the executive boards of three regional forensic leagues. Mr. Moss also writes, directs, and acts in plays for his school’s theater troupe. Mr. Moss is a native of Rutherford County, NC, where he lives with his two daughters.

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